Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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