Already got asked if we're dating
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i was born a porn star she said
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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