i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
