Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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