Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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