would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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