I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
