we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
