just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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