...so i touched it.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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