hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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