we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I see more hoeing in ur future
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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