let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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