Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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