Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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