No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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