If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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