And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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