Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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