you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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