God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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