Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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