Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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