what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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