your room smells of hookers.
And success
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
