week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
