Need sex. Gaining weight.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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