did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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