Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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