She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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