I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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