Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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