I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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