Me too!
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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