Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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