8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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