Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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