He is an equal opportunity slut.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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