oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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