He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
