ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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