just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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