We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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