My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I think I sprained my soul last night
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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