I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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