Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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