your thong is hanging out like whoa
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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