i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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