I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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