I cockslap morals
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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